3/11/08

Thanks, Jeffrey!

Jeffrey tagged me! I've been tagged! I have to post 15 quotes from my favorite movies and YOU guys have to see if YOU can figure out what movies they are from! Whoah! And I get to tag people to continue the fun! I'm going to resist tagging people who have topic specific blogs (Nicole & April, Jennifer & Laurel) because that would be rude, I guess. Instead I'll tag Davis, Frank, Ethan and Katey.

1. Mmm....s'good.
2. Who's scruffy looking?
3. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler!
4. Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here!
5. My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?
6. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you!
7. We need a hero, courageous sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero, people line up for 'em, cheer for them, scream their names, and years later tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who told them to hold on a second longer. I believe theres a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble. And finally gets us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want most, even our dreams.
8. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.
9. You might think it upset me that Paul Metzler had decided to run against me but nothing could be further from the truth. He was no competition for me; it was like apples and oranges. I had to work a little harder, that's all, see I believe in the voters; they understand that elections aren't just popularity contests, they know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard and don't have everything handed to them on a silver spoon. Not like some rich kids who everybody likes because their fathers owns Metzlers cement and give them trucks on their 16th birthday and throw them big parties all the time. No, they don't ever have to work for anything. They think they can just all of a sudden one day out of the blue waltz right in with no qualifications what's so ever and try to take away what other people have worked very, very hard for their entire lives. No, it didn't bother me at all.
10. Moesha Moesha Moesha!
11. A Jose Canseco bat?
12. You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.
13. I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?
14. Who ever heard of being shot down by salad?
15. There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee/employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

2 comments:

Christopher said...

All from Jurassic Park!

April said...

no, but 1, 4, 8 and 13 are!

also, there's some high fidelity and a very brady sequel in there. i'll go ahead and assume most of the stuff i don't know is from empire strikes back. and x-men (though i'm not hating on those).

sincerely,
tim the human piece of toast