Nutz For Knut

I usually don't care about cutesy-wootsy stuff. I usually don't give a flying fig. Yeah, your baby bulldog is cute. Whatev. Let me read Uncanny X-Men #334. Sure, that kitty is cute, all mischievously peeping out from the toilet bowl that she has so playfully slipped in. Bored now. But Knut? The first polar bear cub born in captivity in Germany in 30 years? The surviving twin that was left for dead by a former circus bear (the bear equivalent of white trash) turned mother? Knut, the German celebrity who gets weekly updates on the news and is drawing fire from animal rights peeps who think his domestication can't lead to anything good? This darn polar bear gets me.